Check it out, it's a new online RPG game: http://www.nationstates.net/

MUCH less labor intensive than Samurai War and you get a chance to play evil dictator.

Why the hell is it called 'Jennifer Government'?

Because it's based on some guy's book called "Jennifer Government".  It's about...  government.  You can read the first chapter on the site but, meh, I don't feel like it.  I just want to construct my perfect utopia.

That looks pretty cool. I'll have to sign up.

Hell  no.  No online RPG's for me.  I've seen what those can do to a person.  My brother is living proof.

I thought you were saying it was that manipulative woman that was seducing him and turning him evil through her Romance of the Three Kingdom's style womanly deceit.

Yes, and her too.  *shakes fist*.