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Re: Weird Quotes

Asari — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:07:57 GMT

Saw this as somebody's tagline on a blog. LOL!!!

Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.

Re: Weird Quotes

orrises — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:37:15 GMT

here is one i came up with i donno if ya can call it a quote its more like a Poem

An beutiful angel in the sky, dancing around with a wonderful look in her eyes, She approches me with sudden glair, i shot her down leaving blood everywere.

Orrises - http://Grotest.piczo.com

Re: Weird Quotes

Serapion — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:53:22 GMT

"PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FKIN GOLF SHOES!" - From the masterpiece of a film that is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Re: Weird Quotes

Mighty mouse — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:16:54 GMT

"Give a man a mach, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -some one on one of these forums
"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"- Dr. suess

Re: Weird Quotes

Shadowdeep — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:15:01 GMT

Me: The things you can learn from working Security.

Ben: The things you can learn from listening to YOU...

Re: Weird Quotes

Serapion — Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:18:10 GMT

Actualy conversation whilst being very drunk (and stoned)

me - wots wrogn with u? y do u always have to do that?
frend- coz i drinkn milk straight from the cow

... strangest reply ever

Re: Weird Quotes

Lilandra — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 18:31:02 GMT

I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

--Pinky

Re: RE: Weird Quotes

Asari — Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:11:33 GMT

"Don't get stuck on stupid."

"You are stuck on stupid."

-- Lt. Gen. Russel Honore, 9/20/05

http://www.radioblogger.com/images/09-20honore.mp3

RE: Weird Quotes

Terra Drake — Tue, 22 Jun 2004 23:24:00 GMT

SPIKE: *waking up from a dream* I'M DROWNING IN FOOTWEAR!
-Buffy

RE: Weird Quotes

ak_avenger@hotmail.com — Mon, 21 Jun 2004 07:28:00 GMT

We were right. Derr's sig does get longer every day.

Oh right, the quote.

"Stunned officials say that point-shaving may have occured in as many as THREE Harlem Globetrotters games!" --Kent Brockman

also,

"Fine, I guess the juice business is more important than the ideals our hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for." --Homer Simpson

RE: Weird Quotes

graem_16@excite.com — Mon, 21 Jun 2004 02:29:00 GMT

strange things inhabit this world, stranger still is conjured in the minds of said inhabitants, this leaves to no doubt that the inhabitants of our minds think even stranger.

(Me: durning psycology class)

RE: Weird Quotes

Master Agnald — Mon, 21 Jun 2004 02:02:00 GMT

Extracted from a real conversation:

ME (to my friend):"You mean you really shoplifted wine from the market ???"

MY FRIEND: "What ? It's not all that bad. I was going to buy one and shoplift another, so that there'll be no real loss... but since, they didn't let me buy the wine, I just stole it... it's their fault."

RE: Weird Quotes

Terra Drake — Sat, 19 Jun 2004 22:51:00 GMT

SPIKE: Don't worry. The tension wasn't just because of you. Giles was part of a plan to kill me.
FAITH: Oh. Well, that makes me feel a bit better about me...a bit worse about Giles...kinda shakey about you.
-Buffy

RE: Weird Quotes

calgrizzly30@comcast.net — Sat, 19 Jun 2004 11:48:00 GMT

"Got to love a small county!" -me!

RE: Weird Quotes

Akit0 — Sat, 19 Jun 2004 11:45:00 GMT

Arima runs in late for his date. Hideaki hold him over a rail that is a two story drop.

Hideaki " APOLOGIZE! ANYONE WHO MAKES A GIRL WAIT HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HIMSELF A MAN! EVEN IF YOU LEAVE YOUR MOTHER UNCONSCIOUS YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE A GIRL WAIT! DIE! YOUR DEATH WILL BE YOUR APOLOGY!"

Arima is freaked. The girlfriend grabs Hideaki by the shoulder scared.

GF " WAAAH! STOP! iT'S OKAY! i WASN'T WORRIED!"

Hideaki puts him back on the ground.

Hideaki "Ah. I see."

-Kare Kano